The Dreaded Money Belt

A moneybelt for keeping your spare cash, traveler's checks, passport, and credit cards safe is the one indispensable accessory every traveler loves to hate.

Picture a fanny pack (Brits: picture a bum bag). Now picture Wiley E. Coyote running over it with a steamroller. That's your moneybelt.

	Waist belt (I prefer the silk kind; pricier but more comfy and less bulky.)
	Neck pouch (also available in silk)
	Belt-loop type
	Ankle pouch

This portable safe is a flat pouch with a zippered compartment (the better ones have two compartments) that holds your passport, plane ticket/voucher, railpass, travelers checks, bank ATM cards and credit cards, B&B or hotel vouchers, emergency cash, backup info sheet, and anything else that would ruin your trip were you to lose it to pickpockets or bad luck.

You zipper all that stuff in there, buckle it around your waist under your clothes, and ain't no pickpocket getting to your goodies.

The different kinds of moneybelts

Up above, I described the classic, waist belt kind of moneybelt, but there are other flavors, including one that hangs around your neck like a tiny purse (unless you have six-pack abs, this tends to accentuate your belly with a big rectangle), one you strap to your ankle (pretty small), and one that attaches to your belt by a loop and hangs down your pant leg (also small, and awkward in that you have to reach waaay down your pants to get at it).

There are also various silly little models, including those that strap to your wrist (not large enough to hold a passport, hence pointless, to my mind, but some folks like them for carrying around a secret stash of cash and such), plus a sort that clips to your bra (again, too small for passports).

Waterproof moneybelt

Also, if you're going anywhere where swimming might feature in your plans, I recommend carrying along a tiny waterproof moneybelt into which you can put your money, credit cards, and other moneybelt items, seal shut, and take with you into the water.

There are two kinds. I've always loved the surf safe (pictured at left), a hard plastic case on a lanyard, but sadly it is too small to fit a passport—just cash, credit cards, and like-sized IDs—so I usually end up taking a flat, flexible Splashsak pouch, which works like a waterproof moneybelt (pictured above to the right).

Actual "money belts"—Leather belts with a secret zippered pocket

In addition to your moneybelt for carrying your passport, documents, and credit cards, you might also want to wear a traditional leather belt that just so happens to have a hidden zipper on the inside—perfect for hiding some emergency cash, traveler's checks, and an extra copy of that backup info sheet (a photocopy of your passport and other important documents); just fold the bills and such into thirds the long way, layer them, and they'll all fit.

Proper use and care of your moneybelt

No matter which kind you get, always, always, always wear your moneybelt underneath your clothes, as nature intended it. Sure, they're a pain to get into as you must either reach down your shirt or down the front of your pants every time you want to pay a big restaurant bill, hit the ATM, or check into a hotel.

But keeping this sucker tucked away is the only way it'll work. It’s not that your stuff is "hidden" this way—every thief in Italy knows about Americans and their moneybelts—it's just inaccessible.

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On overnight train rides (and in hostels and other shared accommodations), I tend to excuse myself to the bathroom just before bed to brush my teeth (with bottled water, of course; you can't drink the water on trains), and while there re-strap mymoneybeltaround my upper thigh rather than my waist. It's not unheard of for light-fingered thieves to gently unzip your pants to get at your moneybelt—incredibly creepy, but true. This way, at least your valuables are extra secure.

I see countless travelers wearing the waist style on top of their pants like the world's flattest fannypack, or the neck kind bouncing around on their belly like a tiny purse. You can even see through the thin nylon fabric of the things to their passport, traveler's checks, and folded up wad of emergency $20s. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Exposed like this,moneybelts actually make your most precious documents even less safe than they would be if you simply stuffed them in your pockets, the tops sticking out, with convenient little loops attached so pickpocket can more easily relieve you of them.

I tend to go up these people on the street and scold them, so please don't do it yourself. Nothing spoils your day like a deranged and testy travel writer accosting you on a Roman bus and yelling at you about your moneybelt habits.

Incidentally, please leave at home all unnecessary wallet items—library card, gas station credit cards, your membership in the "cheese of the month club" that's good for 10% off on gouda, etc. There's no reason to carry them around the streets of Rome, Florence, and Venice. While we're on the subject, leave at home all keys but your main house key—that you keep tucked away in your bag somewhere safe.

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This material was last updated February 2011. All information was accurate at the time.

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